If It’s Not One Thing, It’s Your Mother
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When you become a parent, I think the tendency is to think of all the things your parents did that you thought were wrong and SWEAR that you will never do them. It’s like a pendulum swinging far one way, then far the other. But until you’ve been a parent for a while, you have no concept of why your parents did the things they did.
My favorite example of this is my hair. I have a lot of hair. Always have. I know it was the bane of my mother’s existence when it was her job to wash, brush and style it. And I am sure I complained a lot about how she went about it. So one day, she took me to get the Dorothy Hamill haircut, and I had boyishly short hair pretty much until I was twelve. I hated it. It was not a flattering look for me. It left me scarred. I can never have hair that short again. As much as I admire women who look gorgeous with short sleek hair styles, the thought of doing it myself gives me heart palpitations.
Fast forward about 30 years. Bridget has a lot of hair. And she complains a lot when I have to comb it or when I try to style it. I get it, Mom. I forgive you. I know now why you did it. But I can’t do it to her. If I got her a pixie cut my life would be so much happier. I just can’t.
On the flip side of that coin are the things that you do just like your parents that you are shocked to see in yourself.
One of my most vivid memories is of this awful London Fog navy blue trench coat that my parents bought me in sixth grade. Now, why they even MAKE navy blue trench coats for eleven year olds is beyond me. I fought against it. I threw a tantrum in the store. I swore I would never wear it. They bought it anyway.
I never wore it. Luckily we lived in Texas where you need a coat maybe three days a year.
I swore I’d never force clothes on Bridget just because I like them. And I didn’t really think I was doing that. She likes everything in her closet and generally is agreeable to whatever I chose for her to wear each day. But one morning she starting crying and asked why I never let her wear what she wanted to wear. That spun me around. I was stifling my baby’s creativity! So we made a deal that as long as what she wanted to wear was clean and weather appropriate, it was alright with me. I also take her shopping with me sometimes and let her pick some things out. Funny thing though, she and I still have similar tastes. I know that in a few years that won’t be the case and I’ll have to veto shirts that show too much skin and jeans that require a bikini wax to wear. We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.
What sorts of things did your parents do that have affected your parenting? Are you scarred in any way by a particular haircut?
And just a note…. this is not a dig at my parents, or my mom specifically. She knows of my emotional haircut baggage. We are in a place of healing now. She might still be slightly pissed off about the trench coat, though.

2:07 pm, 12 April 2011
My mom dressed me in HER favorite styles and colors. Which I now TOTALLY understand, and in fact it almost seems “duh” to me, like OF COURSE she would buy clothes for me that were to her tastes. As a child, of course, it made NO SENSE and was ALSO CRAZY. And even now I think she could have tried to let me have a little more say in what I wore: I loved pink and sparkle and she liked red and corduroy, and surely there was room in my wardrobe for BOTH.
4:12 pm, 12 April 2011
Navy blue trench coat? Really??!! Wow. Why why why would they make that?
I am okay with letting my kid dress herself. She loves to “match” which for her means if one item of clothing has stripes, they ALL have stripes. Does she match? No. Does she look ridiculous? Yes. But there’s no harm in it. She is proud of herself and it’s pretty apparent she dressed herself. I don’t really let her pick out her own stuff (to buy) unless I like it too. I figure my years of having that kind of power are nearly over, I should enjoy it while I can.
4:25 pm, 12 April 2011
There are two things that I will not do:
Cut either of daughters’ hair short
Consistently force hand me downs to the youngest
I have naturally curly hair. It was a nightmare for my mother. So, like any sane mother would, she had it cut… boy short. Literally a boy cut. I was 6 (maybe 7) and she kept it that way until I was about 9 and I started to rebel. I was constatnly mistaken for a boy. I hated this. Hated it. I will not do that to my girls.
I am also the youngest. I always had the hand-me-downs. You know, the jeans with the patches in the knees because older sister wore through them? My youngest does wear hand-me-downs but they aren’t the ONLY things she wears.
So, yeah. I bring my issues to the parenting table.
8:16 pm, 12 April 2011
You had me at navy trenchcoat. I HATED IT! And we lived in Chicago so you got to wear it for months. It did start my lifelong obsession with scarfs, though.
Without kids, I only have the occasional attempt to dress John, which rarely works. He’s down with the checks and stripes, so I’ve just given in and claim no ownership over his look.
10:46 pm, 12 April 2011
OMG, let me just tell you. No fashion sense. Whatsoever. Shelly knows this sad, sad story and now you will too. Until I was in almost 7th grade, I chose my clothes for the school year out of the Sears and JCPenney catalogs. I didn’t realize people went shopping for most of their wardrobes, like in person, in stores. And for the life of me? I could NOT figure out why I hadn’t seen everyone else’s clothes because I studied every page and evaluated every option. I have no idea how I obtained shoes. Probably from the same catalogs.
I had the Dorothy cut when I was little, and it suited me. Then I grew my stick straight hair out to below the middle of my back. Tired and bored with that, right before 6th grade, I begged my mom to let me cut it off like I used to have it. Cause I thought it was cute then, and I wanted to be cute again, but I forgot to actually verbalize the why part. To my mom’s credit she tried to talk me into cutting it off midway but not all of it. I’d have none of that. So I had it all cut off. And I looked unknowingly at the time like a boy. And with the way my name is spelled, I’m sure kids were guessing which gender I was. I realize all that NOW!!! Thank God I didn’t realize it at the time.
6:55 am, 13 April 2011
AGAIN with the trench coat. Let it go, kid.
11:43 pm, 13 April 2011
Love The Old Man’s comment!
My mom let me wear what I wanted but she never told me that when I stuck my tongue out in photos I looked ridiculous. So now I force my child to smile politely. It’s stupid, I know.
3:58 pm, 21 April 2011
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