I’m Donna. I’m PHAT, not FAT. Well, maybe a little fat, but I’m working on it.
I’m divorced. I have a kid. I’m trying to decide if I’m ready to date again.
I like to drink vodka.
I firmly believe that life is too short to drink cheap liquor or carry knock-off handbags.
I am fiercely devoted to my friends, but if you blow it with me, you are dead to me. Like, forever.
I love dogs, am trying to decide how I feel about cats, and can’t understand birds, fish, reptiles or rodents as pets.
I can’t burp or swallow pills.
I hate bad etiquette, bad grammar and the superfluous use of quotation marks.
I’m very outdoorsy. If by outdoorsy you mean “I like to get drunk on patios.”
I don’t know what else to say. Stick around, read some. Maybe we’ll figure the rest out together.